Scare tactics

I lurked in the dark, the only light was the light that come through, screaming, under the door.

My lil bro stood in the bathroom, washing the filth from his hands, unaware. He opened the door, faced with the dead, cold, blackness, he reached for the light, growing closer to salvation.

Click! the hallway was flooded with light as in that very moment i jumped with a mighty voice and a sudden movement.

OOOGA-BOOGA!

he shuddered with the brief intense terror, his body reacting with the primal instict of fight or flight.

AHHHH!!!

my leg shot with pain as a well struck blow was dilivered to my shin, my flesh was being compressed into a razor sharp bone.
I fell to the ground, agony took over my body.

my lil bro looked at me with a fierce intensity, "that's what you get".

I crawled back up, laughing, no pain could erase the look on his face as his worst fear sturck him. I had become the bringer of terror.

lol, a moment in the life of Ernie macias, I scare my lil bro a lot, sneak up behind him, catch him in an unexpected moment. I'ts my ninja skillz, wat can i say?

-don't expect the unexpected, it's impossible.

-Ernie

SERIOUS FACE

Hahaha, this picture cracks me up, i donno why. It looks like I'm about to attack someone with an awesome ninja move.... HIYA!
or maybe someone's about to attack me with an awesome ninja move and I'm preparing to get obliterated.....?

idk.

-Ninja's are real, deal with it.

-Ernie.

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I need to get out!

I'm seriously bored.....

I sent an "Evite" to some people and.... I forgot to put my address, lol, good thing they know where I live..... yea, that was my dumb deed of the day.

So I'm at a friends house today, just chillin, when my sister comes in "Ernie! mom said, that you're gonna take me.... and Rebbecca to the store to get gum". "awww..... but there's probly nothing left, I think it's closed." the liquor store had been going out of business for a couple weeks, I was pretty sure that it was closed by now. "NO ERN! it's not" liberty persisted, I knew i couldn't win this, so I took them. We walked the whole 3 blocks just to find out........... that it was closed. how come no one listens to me?
So we walk back, I get back to my friends house, sit down, and none other than Liberty comes to the door "ERN! mom wants you". I knew this was bad, I get home and ask "what's up ma?". My parents decide they want my to take ALL the children to Walgreens, oh joy! who doesn't LOVE walking in the hot sun with a bunch of children to get them a stick of gum? My dad requests me to get him a soda, but not just ANY soda.... "It's like... it's kinda bigger than the small ones but not quite as big as a two liter, it costs like 99 cents" he makes awkward hand movements to try and help me visualize.
So we leave for walgreens, the crossing light takes forever, it's hot, I'm sweating. We finally get there and how is it? It's packed like a rat hotel on a rainy day. I walk to the sodas...... I see a few that are bigger than the "small ones" but are "smaller than the two liter", I get the one that says "classic soda" I didn't think my dad wanted anything fancy, wasn't i thoughtful?The children pick out their treats and we move to the line..... It's as long as the freakin great wall!
Now I have nothing against old people and their coupons, But come on! you don't have to take an hour to buy pantyhose, that's just ridiculous, the old people finally finish buying their old people stuff and the line moves on. We pay, thank the cashier (cuz I'm a nice person) and proceed to the house. The light takes forever, it's still burning hot, and I'm still sweating.
We get to the house, I hand my dad his soda and what are the first words he says? ".... I wanted diet".

OH COME ON!!! MAN! I just took all your children (plus one) on an epic voyage, I get you your "soda that's bigger than the small one, but smaller than the two liter" and you're gonna tell me you wanted diet?!?!

That's fantastic!

whatever, I shoulda expected that, really, dude.

At least my mom said thank you for taking the kids.

freaks.

A day in my life, good thing I don't get bitter.

- "As packed as a Rat hotel on a rainy day"

-Ernie

Some facts on the writer.

Here are some facts about me.

#1. I cannot sleep with a shirt on.

#2. I am a pyro.

#3. I know a lot of WW2 history (I watch a lot of TV).

#4. I LOVE the History channel.

#5. I LOVE the Military channel.

#6. I find dirty socks disgusting.

#7. I am actually a comedian (bet you didn't know that).

#8. TRIX cereal is my favorite.

#9. I have started many fires.

#10. I secretly despise boy-scouts.

So there's ten facts about me that..... I told for no reason...

-Useless knowledge is better than the lack of.

-Ernie.

The new me..

My hair go'ed bye bye. Now it's short, do you like like it?

I like it......... I look like I'm joining the Army.... Don't worry, I'm not.

RIP my good friends.

Rest....... In.......... Peace.

It's been sad, two of my greatest friends have.... moved to "The great beyond". Yes, It's a true story.... My awesome shades have passed.
They served me well, they protected me from harmful UV rays, shielded my eyes from deadly projectiles.
They were good little shades.
Time to move on, find a new pair... blue perhaps.. maybe green.. purple isn't bad.

Goodbye old friends, it was one heck of a ride... Heaven.. JUST GOT A LITTLE SHADIER!! GET IT?? (herherher, I'm sooooo funny!)

-friends come and go.... and that sucks. oh well!

-Ernie

Christmas is over and the new year is here.

Yep, the new year is here, I'm loaded with Christmas presents and it's time to get ready for MY BIRTHDAY! 16 years old, it seems like a big jump from 15 to 16, as though it's WAYY older.... After the 30th I'll be two years from "Adulthood".
It's scary to think that far ahead, "what if I'm not ready?" "can i handle the responsibility?". Those are some of the questions that go through my mind as I think about the next couple of years. Scaaaaaaarrrrryyyy biiiidnessss.

So yea, future = scary, or maybe just school... idk :D

-Ernie

The future holds the unknown, which is the biggest fear humans possess.

(this is the edited version.. I was half asleep when i wrote the first one... yea.)