lets spark some controversy!

or, we can sit around and do nothing.
whichever you like.

So I guess it's not called Swine Flu anymore, people are worried that countries will be ordering the needless slaughter of pigs.
ha, this makes me laugh, our world is so messsed up.
After all the attempted genocides that the U.S. did nothing to stop we're gonna sit here and worry about some pigs.
We're more concerned about the well being of amimals then we are human life.

It's ok if you have an abortion, just don't kill any Pigs.

That's the problem I have.
Another thing, why is everyone concerned about "H1N1 Influenza A" (by everyone I mean the "Man")?
Becuase people might get sick and die?
No, becuase it'll upset the already dead economy.

You can't stop something if you're always one step behind it.
It pains me to say this but I think the only solution right now is to close off the Mexican border.
As infected people leave Mexico, they're spreading it all around the world, close off the boreder, shut down travel, and get the Americans to the embassy.
Or you could try to stop it the way you have been, by finding one person that's infected and putting them in the hospital, meanwhile that one person has infected three others.

It's not that I'm worried it'll turn into a world wide pandemic, just that people are being rediculous.

anywho, post comments with your thought about H1N1 Influenza A (I say that so I don't offend any Pigs that might be reading, wouldn't want them to get slaughtered)

- What will it take to get people to finally realize what their priorities should be?

- Ernie, human being that values Human Life.

God Bless America, and the rest of the world, and even the Pigs.

The Poll

so 5 of you voted on what you think my fav color was, 3 of you got it right.
Purple happens to be my fav color :P

Here's the thing...

I send these mass email's to my friends, at the end of each email I list off some friends that need to email me back for something "important".

The list for the latest email was Corina, Cobb, and Ian.
Corina and Ian responded, Cobb hasn't yet but that's fine cuz he doesn't check his email too often.

well, that's about it.

time for some shout outz!

I'll start off the list with Ian.

Ian, future world dictator (imma help) and great engineer, plus, a good quality friend.

Anthony, "Ur mom cooks good.", chill and always gots ur back.... a funny friend.

Ahsha, quick on the draw and great to kill boredom, a super friend.

Brian, you have OCS buh iss ok, we still love ya, a coolio friend.

Cobb, when Zombies attack, he'll be there to chop em down, amazing friend.

Corina, haha, you either have a lot to say, or nuthin at all, tight friend.

Frances, yarning buddy, fun to mess with, a mature friend. (haha, you get the grown up word)

Lydia, haven't talked to you in a while, always seemed to be cheery, awesome friend.

Taytay, you taught me 30% and we had a blast in the RV (RAIDERS!!), a chill friend.

William and Susanna, been a while eh? good times, fun friends.


well, if I missed you... sorry?
I think thass it.

you know when someone starts a debate with you, and they're winning, you don't really know what to do.
here's the solution.

lets say that the debate is a science subject, here's what you say.
"If the Earth's rotation is relative to gravity and mass, then the sun must also be greater than the mass of the earth and the moon combined, meaning that if Pluto where a planet the earth's rotation would gradually shift planes by .256 degrees north."

didn't that sound smart?
after that the challenger is like "whoah, this guy knows his stuff"


just sound smart, it doesn't matter if you are or not.
or, have a smart friend there to back you up.
or, work your way around things to make yourself right.

those were my tips for the day.

-people get crazy when you threaten legitimacy.

-Ernie

The "Put in"

A Put In is when you put your friend in with someone they like, part of a wingman's job.
here's the story....

My friend has a huge crush on this guy but, she doesn't know how to approach him and talk to him. This is where I come in, I look at my friend and say "watch this"
I walk over to the guy she has a crush on, he's playing guitar.
(Stage 1. the warm up) "that's a sweet guitar"

guy man- "thanks.."

I continue making small talk, he's givin me a stiff (that means he's not talking to me), I finally soften him up and come back to the subject of Guitar.
At this point I know that he's warmed up and ready to talk, so I move to stage two.
(Stage two, the put in) I Call my friend over "Hey, don't you play guitar?"

Friend- "A little"

me- "isn't his guitar sweet?"

We continue making small talk, time for stage 3.
(Stage 3, Epic stage)
It was now or never, "Hey, I'll be right back" I leave without looking back.
After a while of walking I figure I'll see if they're still talking, I look, my friend just left him there!
All my hard work for nothing.
It was a perfect put in, and she didn't take it, unbelievable.

-[Insert stupid quote here]

-Ernie

The News.

I was on the MSN news lookin at swine flu stuffs, idk y.

this is what I read.

"Amid the alarm, there was a spot of good news. The number of new cases reported by Mexico's largest government hospitals has been declining the past three days, Cordova said, from 141 on Saturday to 119 on Sunday and 110 Monday."

It's going down, and as people decrese travel to Mexico it will continue to decrease.

Doesn't look like black plague status to me.

Anywho..

Why does everyone leave AIM so early?

I got on like a 12:15 and no one was on except Frances.

Ok, so maybe you havta go to school and wake up early, but Cobb..

You have no excuse, stop bein such a pansy.

I can't be havin you go to bed early on me, what if Zombies attack?

I'll havta save the world alone, as you sleep quietly in your bed.

Anyways...

Brendon and tammy tought me how to "jerk" last tuesday, they told me to practice, so I have been.

I'll see em tonight, and they'll either deem me "jerky" or "unjerky"... ok so not really.

Jerking.

newest thing since the swine flu.

Imma grow up, and my children will make fun of me for it, just like I make fun of my parents dancing, back then it was considered "cool"

just like how "jerking" is sooooo cool now.

sure. yea. whatever you say.

Ok, here's a random moment of my life.

me- "Sam, I made breakfast and imma serve you guys, just wash some bowls and spoons"

Sam- "whaat?!?!"

me- "yea, c'mon"

Sam- "I'll wash some bowls"

me- "and spoons"

Sam- "I'll wash some bowls"

me- "How are you gonna eat without a spoon?"

Sam- *goes and tells mom*

Mom, took care of it, like she does.

So my dad told me that one day sam'll beat me up, I know it's true too.

So I've started harassing him.

just, you know, wrestling with him every once and a while.. pulling his shirt over his head..

Big Brother stuffs.

- The role of the oldest comes with many resposibilities, but also many liberties.

-Ernie

Ahsha..?

Goggly (ahsha)- "wat?"

me- "I needa tell you sumthin, buh you cant tell Corina"

Goggly- "ok what is it?"

me- "promise you wont tell her"

Goggly- "ok what?"

me- "I... u wont think different of me?"

Goggly- "of course not, now tell me"

me- "I.. I WANT A GIRAFFE!"

yea, epic awesomeness.
That's how I roll, I make you think imma say sumthin important and then... BAM!
nothing.

Ahsha knows me to well though, she knew it was nothing.

Did I ever tell the story about my awesome put in?
A put in is when you set two people up, part of bein a wingman.

it was awesome.

I don't get why people are so scared of the swine flu, I mean, who remembers Y2K?
Or the Bird flu.
Or the whole west nile thing.

Oh my God it's the end of the world!
yea yea, it's the end of the world every year.
remember 06?
everyone thought the world was gonna end.

here's what you SHOULD be worried about.

The Jonas Brothers, yea, I said it.
BRAINWASHING OUR YOUTH!

I found my shades!

Ricky lost his manhood today, yes, he was neutered.
Poor guy, I watched the whole operation, and lemme tell you.
It made ME uncomfortable.

still does.

Big thanks to the Zambrano's, you did a good job, Ricky will never have any more children.
he already has 7, do he's ok.
(puppies are being sold for $75 while supplies last)

My mothers day wishlist.
1. A Giraffe.
2. an Ipod touch.
3. Beach cruiser.
4. 5 million $$.
5. did I already say a Giraffe?

maybe all 6 of you that read my blog can pitch in and get me what I want.

Nuisance - John Reuben.
Great song, listen to it.

So today, I wake up earlier than everyone else, take my shower, get dressed, and sit in the living room drinking my mango juice (yes, mango juice)

My dad gets up, and proceeds to take his shower.
well... 20 minutes later the water shuts off.
he gets out, this is the conversation I hear.

dad- (in the hallway) "the water just shut off"

mom- (in the bedroom) "oh yea, they're cleaning the pipes."

dad- "... well.. I'm half soap"

OK DAD!
what would you like us to do?
grab some bottled water for you?

oh man, I had a laugh, I think I woke up Sam and Liberty.

-you can quote, but you can also overquote.

-Ernie

oh my.

Frances, your poor poor glasses.
may they rest in peace.

Cobb, stop worrying about swine flu.

I wish more people would be online, it's like the world is empty.
B-mans been "away" ferever.
Ahsha and Ian were on fer a while, Cobb just left.

Me and Cobb have good times, we just wrote out a whole story of what would happen if zombies attacked the world.
we were the Heroes of course.

hahaha, either we're REALLY stupid or REALLY in touch with our imaginations.
I vote the second one.

Anyways, lets hope Zombies never decide to attack.

and I still want a Giraffe.

this quote is for Frances.
- always have a quote handy, they make you sound wise.

-Ernie

I want a giraffe.

Yes, I want a Giraffe.

We went to Disney Land today, it was cool, crowded though.

I'm so tired, donno why, I was only up till midnight last night.
I just made a deal with Goggly, she sends me a Giraffe and I send her pizza.
that's fair right?

My shades are missing :'(
just gone overnight.

I wonder if that sunglass shack (not really a shack cuz it's gigantic) in CA Adventure takes disney cards....
I'll find out.

Holy Fudgekins!
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT!

nothing, I just stayed up late, ask Frances.

-when all else fails... nothing.

-Ernie

*sigh*

...

My friend Cobb posted a very heated blog last night, on which I would like to elaborate.

Everyone knows about those horridly mean "christians" that go to the funerals of soldiers and protest. Or the people that protest the Gay pride parade down in Long Beach.
Now let me set my first point straight, I don't want there to be any confusion.
No, I do not agree with homosexuals, and yes, I do believe they're wrong.
But.
I also believe that Lying is wrong, as is murdering, and stealing, there are lots of things I believe are wrong.
Now, seeing that we're all sinners, no one has any right to point a finger.
CHRISTians are here to proclaim the love of Christ, Christ wasn't sent here to judge the world, but to save it.

"For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved." John 3:17- The bible.

Lots of people have the idea that Christians want to point a big fat finger and tell you "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE YOU'RE A SINNER"

Reality check.
We're ALL sinners, and it's only by the grace and love of God that we have a chance to spend eternity with him.
So let me ask you something.
Who's better?
me, you, or the guy at the gay bar down the street?
what about the prostitute?
or the drug dealer outside of target?

No one's better than anyone, Christ paid for all of us, and to be honest, not a single person was priced higher than someone else.
That means we're all equals here, if Christ had to receive the SAME punishment for all our sins what does that tell you?
That our sins are the same.

And as far as the people protesting at soldiers funeral, stop bein cowards and protest while the soldiers are alive.
How dare you.
These soldiers protect your freedom, they protect your right to protest at THEIR funerals.

"Thank God for 9/11"?

You have go to be kidding me, 9/11 was brought on by terrorists, and as far as I can tell, Jesus was no terrorist.
God bless America and Jesus loves you.

- The day people stop pointing fingers is the day everyone realizes the truth in the world.

- Ernie

Long Beach.

The other day we were driving down by the beach and on every lamp post there was a flag, like most cities have.
These flags were a bit different though.
they were Rainbows and had the message "Long Beach Pride"

I guess Long Beach has a large homosexual community, I didn't know that.

The Rainbow is God's promise to us that he'll never flood the Earth again.
He flooded the Earth becuase of the evil people on it.

A little bit ironic isn't it?
That a Rainbow is used by the homosexual community to signify their pride.

If I weren't who I am, I'd be offended by that.

"One nation, under God"

"In God we trust"

I honestly don't belive that our nation trusts God anymore, nor that we are in fact a nation under Him. You know, we gotta watch out, we might offend someone.
but no one cares if Christians are offended, cause we're just "intolerant".
Darn right we're intolerant, intolerant of all the crap in this world, not ot mention our nation.

God bless America, please, right now.

Now Don't get me wrong, I love The U.S.
I just think we needa change for the better a little bit.

-how far can freedom go?

-Ernie

My finger died :'(

I got two paper cuts on my pinky finger today.

Those suck.

This is what I did for testing today:

#1. Algerbra one test completed.

#2. World History test Completed.

#3. Biology test completed.

bleeeehhhhhhhh.

that seems like a little but believe me, it's not.

I don't havta go back tomorrow though!

Ahsha won't tell me what she did today that was the "stupidest thing ever"

I shall tell my "stupidest thing ever" story for today though.

I'm doin my Algebra test, fillin in all the bubbles, it's goin pretty good.

I'm nearly done, just a few more questions! (like 30)

I look over at my bubble sheet and realize...

That I'm filling in the answers in the wrong subject

DAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

I look at the poeple at my table.

motion towards my bubble sheet, point out the name, and point at my test booklet.

"that sucks" says the girl sitting next to me.

"ouch" says the kid across the table.

"yea, I'll just migrate all the answers I guess" -me.

So I did, all 5,679,001,249,648,686,756,725,759,897,56,752,438,367,097,435 (minor exaggeration) of them.

anyone care to put that number into words?

I'm curious.

the following really happaned, it takes place between my living room and kitchen.

The phone rings.

I get up to check who it is, "Seskatchawen"

A solicitor.

mom- "who is it?"

me- " Seskatchooblablahblah"

mom- "Really who is it?"

me- "it's Seskatchooblaggablagga"

mom- "c'mon ernie, who is it really?"

me- "I told you, it's Seskatchooblaggablaggablah"

mom- "it's Canada?"

me- "no, it's Seskatchublabbaglabbba... It's seskatchawen"

mom- "you need to tell me these things ernie, I have friend in other states"

me- "imma have a Jell-O"

mom- "what's that weird smell coming from the fridge?"

me- "donno, prolly a dead body"

Just an Average day at the Macias house.

- a laugh can come from anywhere.

-Ernie

REBELS!

Yea, testing.

blehg.

I hate the tests but the people are fun.

I met Ian at testing.

aaaaaaannddd.... no one else, I've met other people but that's as far as it went haha.

We took a FOREVER long break, we finished one of our subjects and the teachers were like "ok, you can go take you 10 minute break now"

We came back like 45 mins later haha.

No one was watching us!

we coulda just left if we wanted to.

There's always that one "rule" follower kid.

The one that does EXACTLY what the instructions say.

A girl at our table opened her test booklet and he was like "I don't think we're supposed to open these yet"

yea, I had a laugh, he's a cool kid.

The teachers thought I was cheating, they asked the kid next to me to hide his answer book.

Probly cuz I'm Mexican, haters.

First they pull me outta my house cuz they think imma crazed gunmen, now they think im cheatin on my tests?

what's next?

they gonna accuse me of robbing fort Knox?

(which is virtually impossible btw, so if they accuse me of that I would be honored)

Da Spaz never cheats!

He's too spaztastic, right Goggly?

anywho, the weather is nice and cooled off, not so freakin hot anymore.

I think testing causes brain damage.

It's so freakin hard to think after you take one of those tests.

I woke up at 5am today thinkin that we had to be there at 6.

we didn't havta be there till 9:45.

nice, took my shower and went back to bed, then my mom woke me up so I got dressed and went back to bed... slept through breakfast :/

I'm tired now.

After testing we went to the park to film some things.

We ran some routes and threw some passes to make time fly, I'm gonna be sore.

I needa sleep.

-time flies when you're having fun, but you never realize it till it's time to go.

-Ernie

darn.

This is your Captain speaking, we have clear skies and a brisk temperature of 82 degrees, so please, sit back and enjoy your life. We will arrive at a cooler temperature near the end of the week.

I'm eatin lunch now, A sammich, chips, and a Capri Sun. Don't bother me, I'm eatin.
They should make Man sized capri sun's, I could down like 5 of these in 2 minutes.
darn, I need another sammich.

So the weather is nice today, not too hot.

I have testing this week, how I dislike testing.
bleh, I can't even bring my ipod to ease the boredom, last year they didn't let us outside for our break, we just had to sit inside and whisper.
what kinda break is that?!?!
A dumb one, and yes, i did answer my own question.

So tonight at youth I'll talk to Sarah (the leader) about maybe starting an Improv group.
that would be fun.

Blah.

I don't believe in Evolution, our bodies are WAY too complex to have just "happened".
When you can prove evolution come to me so that I can see it. The world acts as though the theory (THEORY) of Evolution is FACT.
It is not a fact, it has not been proven, and it DOESN'T make sense.
lets see...

The Earth is about 4.6 billion years old.
Q. Where'd it come from?
A. Some rocks smashed together.

Q. Where'd the rocks come from?
A. ....... TBD.

Right, can someone just give me a straight answer?
My friend told me this, God bless him.
"There were these crystals that compacted together to create a massive explosion giving birth to the universe"
I asked him, "oh, well where'd the crystals come from?"
"I haven't figured it out yet"

That's like going to your teacher and handing him your blank math paper.
"where are the answers?"
"I haven't figured them out yet"
Do you REALLY think that you're gonna get a good grade if you don't have any answers?
NO!
you FAIL.

SOMETHING had to have created the Earth, an outside influence, I'm not talking about some Alien culture that planted the seed of life on our miserable rock, because that would lead to the question "where'd the Aliens come from?" and the "answer" "I haven't figured it out yet".
I'm talking about a supreme being.
Something that was here, and has been here, and will always be here.

Get my drift?

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. " Gen 1:1

That's right people, I'm talkin about GOD.
A Devinne Creator, not some strange mutations and weird happenings.
Now, I'm a smart individual, after all, GOD did give me an extremely complex brain that didn't form from random mutation and natural selection.

So lets look at a couple things here.

First of all, your body.
I want you to take a moment and just think about your organs.
All your organs work together in perfect harmony, this ensures your health.
There isn't much about your body that is random, yet, Evolution THEORY suggests random mutations and chaotic circumstances.

Mutations, imagine if your body's cells mutated and became Super cells, that would be cool, Evolution THEORY suggests that mutations brought us to where we are today.
Yea, I've seen first hand what happens when Cells mutate, it's called Cancer and it doesn't change a persons body for the better, it leaves them hurt, crippled, or deceased.

Imagine a massive explosion, so big it CREATED the universe, Evolution THEORY suggests that this was what happened. Yea, the U.S. has actually created some pretty big explosions, and guess what!
They left the area charred, decimated, and utterly useless.

Imagine a reaaalllyyy nice Camera, the ones that take fantastic pictures.
now imagine all that technology, condense it, what do you get?
Your Eye.
Your Eye is so complex that even Charles Darwin (the father of Evolution THEORY) found it absurd that it could have just "formed"

"To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I confess, absurd in the highest degree." -Charles Darwin, The origin of species.

Now, lets propose a different scenario.
Lets say that there was a Devinne being that created the Earth, he Created it perfectly. He placed inhabitants on the Earth, two fully grown adult Humans, male and female.
He gave these Humans the free will to choose right from wrong, unfortunately they chose wrong.
Wrong choices have repercussions. Disease, pain, suffering, and death entered the world.
The Human Body is not flawed in it's design, man fell, and caused suffering for his future generations.

That's my thought, and no, I can't prove it, but I can propose my case and give you some reasonable answers.

-Not once have I seen someone prove evolution theory, I have, however, seen miraculous recoveries and strange happenings that seem to point to a Devinne power.

-Ernie

OH EM EFF GEE

(oh my freaking goodness)

IT'S HOT!!
DAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

we're lookin at 88 degree heat here people!
STOP DRIVING YOUR CARS!
GLOBAL WARMING IS REALLLYYY KILLIN ME

*sigh*

I will admit it, I am one of those Jobro haters.
here are my reasons.

#1. Their music has no real meaning.
#2. I think they're sissies.
#3. They keep stealin all the girls.
#4. People like them for their looks.
#5. They're owned by Disney.

Mathematical proof that the jobros are fake.

Disney = Fairy tales.
therefore Fairy tales = anything Disney.
And if Fairy tales are in fact fake.
then theoretically anything Disney is fake.
meaning.
The jobros are fake.

or

(fakeness = 0)

Disney = fairytales x fakeness = 0
jobros = 0

It's true I checked my facts.

Things that the jobros are responsible for.

#1. Global warming.
They drive around in their Limo all day creating massive amounts of Carbon that get released into our atmosphere, furthering the effects of global warming.
#2. Terrorism.
you know why the terrorists hate America? you guessed it, the jobros. All the terrorists see of America is in the media, and who's in the media?
THE JOBROS! Now all the terrorists think that all Americans are (crappy) song singing, money hoarding, limo driving... guys named Jonas!
#3. The FAILED economy.
The jobros are hiding all our money! those kids gotta be rich by now, we should be asking THEM for a bailout!
#4. They are responsible for brainwashing and mind controlling our youth.
C'mon America, listen to their songs! "SOS"? what is that some kinda secret cult code?
"I'm sorry"? what do they have to be sorry for? I'll tell you what, they're passive aggressive, pansies.

AND those are my top 4 reasons to dislike the jobros.
I also dislike the movie Twilight.
and any other thing that girls idolize.
or maybe I'm just jealous, who knows?
FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

- Jobro haters unite.

-with love, Ernie.

Bomb-Diggity

My Bowman... with 4 arrows in him.

Ian's Bowman... with 5 arrows in him.

Ian's awesome clock.. it pulses.... and yes, it is 5:30, we saw the sunrise.

Ian at his command center.

Me at my Command Center.

Command Center #2, me and Ian are an Awesome team.

Command Center #1, the awesomest room in the world.

Ian, awesomest genius in the world.

So yea, I spent the night at Ian's house friday-saturday.

It was AWESOME!

We stayed up till 5 playin StarCraft, felll asleep at 6 (yea, I was up 24hrs)
We fixed some things, beat eachother senseless with some Foam swords.
Those things slap.

Ian Bought me a lil sketch/note book, it's tight.

We hung out in the park, took some FB quizzes

"What Wizard of OZ character are you?" Me- Dorothy. Ian- The Wizard.

"What tim burtons character are you?" both of us- Edward scissor hands.

"How black are you?" me- 50% Ian- 100%

Yea, he's blacker than me.

We stayed up on cookies and M&M's

Apperently I slept through 3 smoke alarms and a normal alarm.

I think I actually died and came back to life at 11.

-Sometimes you just gotta get away.

-Ernie

Another day another ordeal.

So today, me and my lil bro were outside in the backyard playin w/ our Airsoft Guns... like we normally do.
We came back inside and were chillin out.

We're sittin on the couch and sam notices that there's a cop on the corner.
Ok.. a little weird right?

So we're just jokin around "oh no, they're surrounding us"
well, I walk into the Kitchen and see that there are 2 cop cars and a Police SUV... plus a TON of cops.

oookkk......

"maybe they're just blocking the street"
I said this with a glimmer of hope.

The phone rings.
Dad- "Ah, they're calling to tell us to put up our weapons"
he said this in jest of course, why would the police be calling us right?

I check the caller ID on the phone.
LA CNTY SHERIFF

me-"actually, I think they are..."

My mom answers the phone..
they ask that we ALL come outside through the back door one by one with our hands up.

Alright, Mom goes first with lil Baby Kurtis.
Liberty goes next.
Then me.
(Sam came after me and my dad went last.)

I walk out and see a million cops, they call me over.
I walk over and the Cop tells me that she's gonna pat me down.

Me- "ok"

Cop- "do you have anything on you?"

Me- "Keys.."

Cop- "Ok, just put your hands behind your back and lace your fingers like you're praying"

She pat me down and starts feeling my Ipod.

Me- "uhhh, that's my Ipod"

Cop- "Ok"

Other Cop- "alright, your good, you can come over here"

So, some concerned citizen called the Police saying that a man entered our backyard with a gun.
That man happened to be me, and the gun happened to be my Airsoft gun.

Nice, apparently this is the third call they've gotten for a "Gun" that turned out to be an airsoft gun.

So the events of my day include...
Doing some Homework.
Watching a movie.
and..
Getting a pat down by a police officer and alerting the whole freaking NATIONAL GUARD!

yea, I'm cool like that.

-Never a dull day with the Spaz.

-Ernie