Thursday, April 16, 2009

Another day another ordeal.

So today, me and my lil bro were outside in the backyard playin w/ our Airsoft Guns... like we normally do.
We came back inside and were chillin out.

We're sittin on the couch and sam notices that there's a cop on the corner.
Ok.. a little weird right?

So we're just jokin around "oh no, they're surrounding us"
well, I walk into the Kitchen and see that there are 2 cop cars and a Police SUV... plus a TON of cops.

oookkk......

"maybe they're just blocking the street"
I said this with a glimmer of hope.

The phone rings.
Dad- "Ah, they're calling to tell us to put up our weapons"
he said this in jest of course, why would the police be calling us right?

I check the caller ID on the phone.
LA CNTY SHERIFF

me-"actually, I think they are..."

My mom answers the phone..
they ask that we ALL come outside through the back door one by one with our hands up.

Alright, Mom goes first with lil Baby Kurtis.
Liberty goes next.
Then me.
(Sam came after me and my dad went last.)

I walk out and see a million cops, they call me over.
I walk over and the Cop tells me that she's gonna pat me down.

Me- "ok"

Cop- "do you have anything on you?"

Me- "Keys.."

Cop- "Ok, just put your hands behind your back and lace your fingers like you're praying"

She pat me down and starts feeling my Ipod.

Me- "uhhh, that's my Ipod"

Cop- "Ok"

Other Cop- "alright, your good, you can come over here"

So, some concerned citizen called the Police saying that a man entered our backyard with a gun.
That man happened to be me, and the gun happened to be my Airsoft gun.

Nice, apparently this is the third call they've gotten for a "Gun" that turned out to be an airsoft gun.

So the events of my day include...
Doing some Homework.
Watching a movie.
and..
Getting a pat down by a police officer and alerting the whole freaking NATIONAL GUARD!

yea, I'm cool like that.

-Never a dull day with the Spaz.

-Ernie

4 comments:

  1. D= you official suck! that is awesome!

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  2. I laughed so hard I almost blew snot out my nose!!! I shared this story with my mom and she laughed, too! Hilarious, especially because it's TRUE!!! I'm still laughing!

    ROFL!!!!!

    :D

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