OH EM EFF GEE

(oh my freaking goodness)

IT'S HOT!!
DAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

we're lookin at 88 degree heat here people!
STOP DRIVING YOUR CARS!
GLOBAL WARMING IS REALLLYYY KILLIN ME

*sigh*

I will admit it, I am one of those Jobro haters.
here are my reasons.

#1. Their music has no real meaning.
#2. I think they're sissies.
#3. They keep stealin all the girls.
#4. People like them for their looks.
#5. They're owned by Disney.

Mathematical proof that the jobros are fake.

Disney = Fairy tales.
therefore Fairy tales = anything Disney.
And if Fairy tales are in fact fake.
then theoretically anything Disney is fake.
meaning.
The jobros are fake.

or

(fakeness = 0)

Disney = fairytales x fakeness = 0
jobros = 0

It's true I checked my facts.

Things that the jobros are responsible for.

#1. Global warming.
They drive around in their Limo all day creating massive amounts of Carbon that get released into our atmosphere, furthering the effects of global warming.
#2. Terrorism.
you know why the terrorists hate America? you guessed it, the jobros. All the terrorists see of America is in the media, and who's in the media?
THE JOBROS! Now all the terrorists think that all Americans are (crappy) song singing, money hoarding, limo driving... guys named Jonas!
#3. The FAILED economy.
The jobros are hiding all our money! those kids gotta be rich by now, we should be asking THEM for a bailout!
#4. They are responsible for brainwashing and mind controlling our youth.
C'mon America, listen to their songs! "SOS"? what is that some kinda secret cult code?
"I'm sorry"? what do they have to be sorry for? I'll tell you what, they're passive aggressive, pansies.

AND those are my top 4 reasons to dislike the jobros.
I also dislike the movie Twilight.
and any other thing that girls idolize.
or maybe I'm just jealous, who knows?
FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

- Jobro haters unite.

-with love, Ernie.