Upon recent events, i decided it was time to Dig up the Ernie of old. Spaz, The Flamingo Prince, is back. Get ready world, because I'm a bit mad, bored, and i have $20.
"what does $20 have to do with anything?"
It has to do with EVERYTHING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN ACCOMPLISH WITH $20!?
I'm spending twenty bucks, on bleach.. for my hair.
"Then what?"
THEN IM PWNING MOONBOTS WITH NAI! (the pineapple king)
"oh.. okay.."
Darn straight. Because I'll do what i wanna, when i wanna, where i wanna. No more waiting around for people, this is a "keep pace with me or get left behind" deal. (not "kinda deal", just "deal." period.)
"And why are you doing this?"
Because.. For too long I've fallen into this emotional, dependent, depressed, and boring, Ernie. And it's time to come out. It's time to get back to ME.
It's time to be SpAz! The guy that rolled your Car in yarn and laughed while you tried to unravel it. The one that PWNS you with a SPECTACULAAARRRR comeback when you try to make fun of him. The guy that embarrasses you by picking you up and running around with you when.. when you give me a reason to do that.
The Flamingo Prince! Who got excited for the yearly kidnappings of Jr. Highers. The guy who snuck around leaving Flamingos in the front yards of complete strangers. The guy that said "Lets go one bigger! Lets leave em a dirty matress!". The guy that carried a log named George around camp! JUST BECAUSE HE LIKED IT!
There's so much I've been letting myself miss out on, I've stopped biking (mostly because dad broke my bike.. but still), I've stopped waging war on the kiddos because I'm bored, it's sad but... I even stopped drawing what's in my head.
I KNOW! IT'S TERRIBLE!
Oh well, I'll draw most of it tomorrow... and never show it to you guys, because I'm lazy and i don't feel like photographing all of it.. then posting it in a blog and.... yep. lazy.
The bottom line is, don;t mess with me anymore, because I AM NOT in the mood ;D
- Have a nice day!
- Ernie, Spaz *FP*
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