Your mother is a hamster.

My newest insult, "your mother is a hamster!".

I was thinking about Evolution theory the other day, then I started thinking about chemistry. I remembered one lesson that included a law of chemistry. The law was "the law of disorder".

Basically, Everything that is moves constantly toward complete disorder and randomness.
Think of yourself holding a handful of marbles, once you release those marbles and take them out of your little controlled environment, they'll scatter and go every which way. You could even think on a larger scale, take you room for example, if you don't impose order onto it, it'll become messy.

Now is where I get to my point, evolution theory is basically (there are so many renditions of it) says that life on Earth started by bacteria or some other kind of microorganism adapting and evolving into new forms of life and orderliness until we ended up with this perfect ecosystem we call Earth.
Yeah sure, that makes sense.

Except for the fact that everything you've ever know will eventually digress into dust. Why? Because the Universe says so.

So what are you going to tell me? That the universe changed it's laws in order for a bacteria to become a Human and then switched them back so we'd all die eventually?

Incorrect.

- Ernie.

- Evolution gives what is needed for survival, Humans have had two kidneys since the dawn of time, we only need one.