Pyro!

Imagine me, I clash with myself, I'm an artist which means I create things, yet, I'm a pyro which means I like to destroy things.

haha, yay me!

I bought THE most amazing socks EVER!

I'll post a pic later, they are AWESOME!

So, I now have a new nickname which I recived at Ian's party.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

this kid fell over in his chair and 30 seconds later I told him "hey dude, watch out your chair's about to fall over"
he just went- "WELL THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!"
I was like "haha, anytime... hehe... captain obvious"

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!
*A man is being robbed, Cptn. Obvious rushes to the scene*

C.O.- hey dude, watch out! you're being robbed.
victim- *sarcasticly* no really?
C.O.- yea, you don't see tha guy robbing you with the gun?
robber- yeaaaa, wadda ya tryin ta say? I'm invisible?

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

I like it, it's catchy.

- catchy names catch- OH MAN! I just ate the nastiest vitamin EVER!

-Ernie

P.S. it was disgusting.