Social obliteration

So Frances, the person willing to teach my social skills, gave me a little lesson on how to open a conversation.

F -So what kinda pie do you like?

E -hmmmm... my fav would havta be pumpkin

(eleven sentences later)

F -See! anything can be a good opening.

Alright, I can do that.
So tonight at church, we're just kinda standing around and I see this new guy, A little bell went off in my head.
-Ding!
"Frances, watch this."
I approached the new guy and introduced myself.
"Hi, I'm Ernie"
-"Shaun"
"nice to meet you Shaun, so do you like pie?"
-"... yea."
"Frances taught me that! you should talk to Frances"
I look over and Frances has this look of pure terror on her face. She says I'm "crazy"
HAHAHAHA!
Darn right I'm crazy!
Ask anyone, Cobb, Ian, Brian, Lydia, My mother.

Me and Ian were at Disneyland one time, and we decided that we should sing some Christmas carols...
So we did!
"1...2...3... DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW! ON A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH LAUGHING ALL THE WAY! HOHOHOHO"

Yea, I ever told you about the time I lit my grass on fire? three times actually, and one fire in my kitchen.

You can ask my mom, she'll tell you some crazy stories about me.

-No, I are not crazy, just a bit insane.

-Ernie