Monday, May 11, 2009

The night Ernie gasped.



The following story is true, all facts are based on facts that actually happened.





The night was monday, may 11.


I sat in the movie theater, drinking my soda.


A medium the size of a normal large, Root beer flowed from the plastic straw.


I sat, watching the movie, suddenly it hit me.


OH DANG!


I NEEDA GO TO THE BATHROOM!


I got up, making my way through the narrow seating, dodging popcorn and legs.


5 more seats to go.


Ever get the feeling that something REALLY bad is about to happen?


this is where I had it.


My leg was suddenly weighed down by something.


A purse, one of my Dad's friends had a purse at her feet.


Dang.


What could a woman put in her purse that could be so heavy?


The sudden stop of my leg forced my momentum down and forward, I was heading for a lady, I knew that if I didn't do something I would end up on her lap..


I grabbed a chair to the side of me.


Too bad I didn't think about the fact that they have a spring recline.


The chair also fell back, the man in it was startled beyond belief.


The recline stopped, at this moment i believe the heavens opened and God laughed at me.


I finally caught my footing and proceeded out of the theater, shame on my face, embarrassed beyond belief.








And so is a moment in my life.


Just like everyother day, something is BOUND to happen.



- If something is gonna happen, at least make it happen while you look good.

-Ernie


no, i don't wear glasses, this was jussta funny pic I wanted to post.

4 comments:

  1. OH EM GEE, Ern! Now you know...Go Potty before!!! LOL

    Ugh! Large Purses...blah.

    So, I wanna know how the walk of shame BACK to your seat went.
    When you fell, did ppl cheer? laugh? groan in unison? Come on now, re-live the shame for your readers.

    Hahaha, I could just imagine the guy falling back as you grabbed his seat!

    Brutal!

    I'll be waiting for a reenactment soon.

    Awww, poor *Erie, did you get a boo boo?


    ♥fraces

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  2. Oh! I'm wondering...did the fall make you pee your pants?...since you "REALLY HAD TO GO"! LOL!!!

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  3. Awww, and we women do have big purses! Mine weighs at least 5 pounds ... or not?
    And i carry irrelevent things in there like ... a book, saftey goggles and some other things. :D

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  4. =D

    yea, walking back to my seat was terrible.
    I didn't look anyone in the eye.

    I think maybe the lady had her whole house inside her purse.
    that no longer counts as a purse, that counts as luggage.

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