The night Ernie gasped.

The following story is true, all facts are based on facts that actually happened.





The night was monday, may 11.


I sat in the movie theater, drinking my soda.


A medium the size of a normal large, Root beer flowed from the plastic straw.


I sat, watching the movie, suddenly it hit me.


OH DANG!


I NEEDA GO TO THE BATHROOM!


I got up, making my way through the narrow seating, dodging popcorn and legs.


5 more seats to go.


Ever get the feeling that something REALLY bad is about to happen?


this is where I had it.


My leg was suddenly weighed down by something.


A purse, one of my Dad's friends had a purse at her feet.


Dang.


What could a woman put in her purse that could be so heavy?


The sudden stop of my leg forced my momentum down and forward, I was heading for a lady, I knew that if I didn't do something I would end up on her lap..


I grabbed a chair to the side of me.


Too bad I didn't think about the fact that they have a spring recline.


The chair also fell back, the man in it was startled beyond belief.


The recline stopped, at this moment i believe the heavens opened and God laughed at me.


I finally caught my footing and proceeded out of the theater, shame on my face, embarrassed beyond belief.








And so is a moment in my life.


Just like everyother day, something is BOUND to happen.

- If something is gonna happen, at least make it happen while you look good.

-Ernie

no, i don't wear glasses, this was jussta funny pic I wanted to post.