my back hurts.
dang i feel old.
One thing just have to say..
Ian, you crack me the heck up.
ever since forever, i can not, swallow pills.
It's like the worst thing in the world for me, i just gag and.. it's bad.
The only way i could ever swallow a pill is if i really really have to.
anyways, lets write a little bit about my bro Ian Goegblahblah (dude, seriously, i didn't want to risk spelling your lst name wrong)
Born 'n raised in who knows where, Ian is a God given genius.
one day i was like "dude, im bored"
and he was all "yeah, i was bored last night so i made my own formula to find the area of a shape"
:O
We lit my grass on fire a couple times. I guess that's what happens when you get a genius and a.. whatever I am.. together and build rockets.
We stormed a random table of girls one time... just sat at their table and made small talk.. funny part was their boyfriend's faces "I'm gonn kill u Mothafudgekins", haha, everyone knows me and Ian can't be killed by a couple whimpy 14 yr olds.
we have puberty on our side.
not to mention Ian's mohawk.
we made a small hovercraft with whatever was within arms reach (true story, i swear).
Ian's built robots that'll put ur ASIMO to shame.
He oblitertes me in STARCRAFT everytime we play.... except once.. I murdered him.
Ian's mah bro.
one of the only two I have, I'll write about the other tomorrow.
- It's nice to know you'll always have that dude to get your back.
- Ernie
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