Protection.

Sooo... I was watching the news again...
There was a new story, a 'manhunt' for a guy that tried to sexually assult a young girl.
First off, WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THE WORLD that a teenage girl was out by HERSELF?
Second, I had an idea.

Schools give kids "protection" right? Part of sex ed I guess.... well.. I think a better way to offer protection would be to give girls Pepper spray! :D
YAY!

That'll protect you and keep you safe.

"Get your hands off me!" *sprays pepper spray*

I love making myself laugh.
anyways..
I got a rude awakening today "Ernie,wake up, we gotta leave in 5 minutes"
OH OK! YEAH!
dude... unlike some people.. I SHOWER in the mornings, if I don't... bad things happen. So I got up, threw my pants and shirt on, grabbed some socks, brushed my teeth and we hit the road.
The Parents decided to take ALL of us to one of my dad's auditions.
whatever, it was cool... I was just hungry.

I went with my dad to an audition a few days ago too, saw the most HILARIOUS hobo.
me and my dad were walking out of a donut shop, and the guy was all..
"could you spare a dollar sir?"

"naw, sorry man"

"could you spare A HUNDRED dollars sir?"

lol, I had to resist the urge to drop on the floor and laugh my head off.
This other guy was bragging to his friends that he had seen Fanzi at the 99cents store.
(The conversation was in spanish so my dad translated for me)
funny stuff happens in the world, why do we even watch comedies?

- Comedy is simply those small things that make you laugh.

- Ernie