Me and Corina are talking, she tells me that Ahsha (a mutual friend) sent her a funny text about me.
The text reads: "OMGGG, ernie has gunnnnns"
Funny right? but the true test is if she'll tell Me that.
We're at a meeting and I casually ask Ahsha (while flexing my "omg guns") "so.. ahsha, on a scale from 1 to omg, how would you rate my guns?"
-Ahsha in a flat tone "two."
LIIIEEESSS!!!
Two?!?! we all know that she shoulda said "omg"! Why do people have to keep these secrets about what they think of me?!?!?!
-on a scale from 1 to omg...
-Ernie
haha just for the record...
ReplyDeletei put haha at the end of the text, thus making it a joke.
also, i cant think straight when caught by surprise.
that question was a surprise.